(Source: edricstorms)

great, now i want a shirt that says “fezzes are cool”
It’s official

I have learned how to booty clap


(Source: durianseeds)

So my “bestie since middle school” told me in complete earnest that I
“need to get a girlfriend so we can double date”
“need to get a girlfriend”
“need to get a girlfriend”

Should I post a picture of me getting a rimjob?

like would that be a fun thing to do?
would that tickle your fancy?